Hands-Free Firing Solution - T-Shirt

Ever wish your sidearm came with voice commands? Or maybe just a tripwire? Inspired by the accidental discharge scandal that shook the gun world, this shirt celebrates one of the most unintentionally innovative "features" in modern firearms history: gravity-activated firepower.

Whether you're a vet, an engineer, or just someone who’s been watching military contracts spiral out of control, this design delivers a clean shot of satire. Featuring a sketch-style handgun mid-fall with comic-book “BANG!” flair and our signature CIG parody logo, it’s a must-have for anyone who knows that some pistols go off... even when you don’t.

Details:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton

Lightweight, soft feel with just the right fit

Printed in the USA 🇺🇸

Perfect for range day, shop talk, or Congressional hearings

Disclaimer: Shirt does not fire when dropped. But it does start conversations.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!